Your friends at Two Fools have been brainstorming on ways to survive the recession, here are a few.

1. Cut down your expenses…but don’t wast time drinking cheap scotch, just Drink More Slowly! (No point in wasting our 100 bottles of Grand Malt)

2. Skip the trip to Ireland… slide down to the authentic wood laced Two Fools Tavern, our food is better anyways. Take a few photos around the pub and then upload them to your Facebook Page. Then all your friends will think you had a grand ole time in the Emerald Isle. BTW if you have a facebook page your probably dont have a job, so you cant afford the trip anyway.

3. Reduce Doctor Visits…. Don’t risk a serious injury that could cost you hundreds in medical bills by pouring yourself a beer, let the professionals pour you a perfect pint of Guinness. We will assume all the risk

4. Get a Bailout…Declare yourself CEO of your own company, and give yourself a huge bonus! That way you can grab some more of our famous Fish and Chips and a breadpudding.

5. Learn to Sing “Danny Boy”…Then People will pay you not to sing such a lovely song in such an unlovley manner.

6. Make the best of it…Never overestimate the power of saying “What the…”

Two Fools Tavern will be one of a select few pubs to carry the 250th anniversary Edition Guinness on draft. This limited supply combination of Stout and Ale will be released in April!!

Your lovely friends at Two Fools Tavern will be pouring your favourtie pints at the beer garden. Just look for us near the main stage with the big lovely tent to hide from the shade while sipping a lovely stout, ale, or lager.

Also if you are eager for a bite, we have partnered with Freemonts to serve Bangers on a bun. Yes the same bangers we serve here at the Tavern, in an easy to carry bun.

Hope to see you there!!
Russell

We love our food … and think you will too …