MENU
Two Fools Take Away Menu
7 days a week 4pm to 8pm
- Two Fools Irish Nachos$10.50House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our Cottage Pie beef
- Baker’s Dozen Wings$14.2513 chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce
or the same old hot sauce everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
- Cashel Blue Cheese Dip$9.95Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips
- Guinness Beef Stew$11.75Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in
Guinness & beef stock.Served with a side of house made brown bread
- Guinness Beef Stew - CUP$6.25Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in
Guinness & beef stock.
- Jester’s Pot Pie$12.50A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust
- Rula Bula Ruben$10.95Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread
- New York Style Pastrami$12.50All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread
- Guinness Beef Boxty$14.95Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew
- Guinness Beef Boxty$10.50For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty. (We can sub the Jesters pot pie for stew)
- Cobb Salad$9.75Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing Small
- Cobb Salad$13.95Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing Large
- The Kerryman Chopped Salad$10.25Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber, & bacon in our house mustard dressing
- Chipotle Black Bean Burger$11.25A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like
- Pub Beef Burger***$10.258oz of fresh hand formed Grass fed Beef on a soft roll
- PADDY O’MALLEY MELT***$11.508oz Fresh hand Formed All-Natural Grass-fed Beef Burger, sautéed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread
- Cottage Pie - Dinner Size$11.50Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes Shredded cheddar cheese Dinner size
- Cottage Pie - Lunch Size$10.50Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes Shredded cheddar cheese Lunch size
- The Two Fools Fish & Chips$17.99Our Award-Winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tartar sauce
- The Two Fools Fish & Chips$11.95For a lighter fare one piece of fish & chips
- The Two Fools Fish & Chips$8.95Extra piece of fish
- Bangers & Mash$12.00Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy
- Guinness Brownie$5.25Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream
STARTERS
- Liffey Chips$11.75Our Famous beer battered fish, cut into bite size pieces and served with four dipping sauces. A great way to satisfy your fish craving!
- Two Fools Irish Nachos$10.50House made Irish potato chips topped with cheddar, green chile & our Cottage Pie beef
- Homemade Chips & Salsa$4.95Made the traditional way, fresh & spicy.
- Bakers Dozen Wings$14.2513 chicken wings served with your choice of our house made Guinness BBQ sauce or the same old hot sauce, everyone else has OR-try a combo of both!
- Macho Nachos$9.75Crisp tortilla chips layered with black beans, cheese, green chile, tomatoes, lettuce & sour cream with your choice of chicken or beef. Add guacamole for $1.25
- Scotch Eggs$8.95Two hard boiled eggs wrapped in house made sausage & bread crumbs, cooked to a golden brown & served with pub mustard.
- Galway Bay Salmon Plate***$13.95House Made, Irish Whiskey cured, Gravlox Salmon served with a cucumber & caper relish, blue cheese spread, lettuce & house made Irish brown bread.
- Cashel Blue Cheese Dip$9.95Served with house made Irish brown bread, & Irish potato chips.
- Chile Cheese Chips$6.50Gooey & bad for you! Crispy fries smothered in melted cheese & green chile.
- Quesadilla$9.50Shredded cheese, black beans & green chile served with sour cream & guacamole add beef or grilled chicken for a buck!
Salads, Soups, & Stews
- Homemade Soup of the Day$3.95Cup…
- Homemade Soup of the Day$5.95Bowl…
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- Salad & Soup$7.95with bowl
- Guinness Beef Stew - BOWL$11.75Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made brown bread
- Guinness Beef Stew - CUP$6.25Tender chunks of sirloin with carrots, celery & potatoes slowly simmered in Guinness & beef stock. Served with a side of house made Cup of stew
- Jester’s Pot Pie$12.50A not-so traditional chicken pot pie. Slow simmered with chicken carrots, mushrooms, potatoes, peas & green chile topped with a flakey pastry crust.
- Tavern Salad$4.95An un-intimidating salad with your choice of the usual dressings.
- The Kerryman Chopped Salad$10.25Chopped lettuce, tossed with chicken, avocado, blue cheese, diced tomato, cucumber & bacon in our house mustard dressing.
- Green Man$9.50A crisp wedge of iceberg lettuce sprinkled with bacon, scallions, blue cheese crumbles, tomatoes, served with blue cheese dressing.
- Original Spin$10.75Baby spinach leaves, with Black Forest ham, diced tomato, egg, mushrooms, candied walnuts, & diced Swiss cheese served with our house mustard vinaigrette.
- Cobb Salad - Small$9.75Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
- Cobb Salad - Large$13.95Crispy lettuce, avocado, grilled chicken, bacon, blue cheese, egg, cucumbers & with your choice of dressing.
- Whatever Special$8.25A cup of soup or a tavern salad, with a half sandwich. Pick from Turkey, Pastrami, Ham, or Roast Beef, plus your choice of cheese & bread.
Sandwiches That You Will Like!
- Paddy O’Malley Melt***$11.508oz Fresh hand Formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef Burger, sautéed sweet onions, 1000 island dressing & Swiss cheese on grilled rye bread.
- Perky Turkey$11.50Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, Monterey Jack cheese & green chile on fresh baked daily, grilled sourdough bread .
- Rula Bula Ruben$10.95Corned beef, Swiss cheese, Franks sauerkraut & 1000 island dressing on grilled rye bread.
- Killarney Grilled Chicken$11.95Cage Free all Natural Grilled chicken served with Irish Cheddar & bacon.
- The Bookmaker$11.95Thin sliced house made roast beef, served with grilled onions & mushrooms, topped with Irish white cheddar cheese & served with a side of Au Jus.
- New York Style Pastrami$12.50All Natural Seasoned Pastrami & Swiss cheese served on really good rye bread.
- Pub Beef Burger***$10.258oz of fresh hand formed Harris Ranch All Natural Beef, Just like mom made, served on asemolina bun. It’s probably not your first burger, so accessorize it how you like..!!
- Cobb Sandwich$11.25Mesquite smoked all natural turkey breast, bacon, avocado, blue cheese crumbles, sliced tomato, shredded lettuce, & blue cheese dressing on sourdough bread.
- Babe in a Bun$10.75Tender pulled pork simmered in our own Guinness BBQ sauce & topped with ourhome made apple slaw, delicious!
- Blarney & Blue Burger***$11.258oz Fresh All Natural burger seasoned with Cajun Spices & topped with melted blue cheese.
- Portobello Mushroom Sandwich$10.50Grilled Portobello Mushroom with roasted peppers, fresh spinach, & Swiss cheese On Baked daily sourdough bread (Can be made Vegan!)
- Chipotle Black Bean Burger$11.25A spicy black bean burger grilled, & served on a 9 grain bun. Fix it up as you like.
- $3.00Pile on Your Favourite Toppings 75 Cents Each to any sandwich…Sub Gluten Free Bread
Traditional Favourites
- Ploughman’s Lunch$11.50Your choice of meat served with Irish cheddar, tomato chutney, mixed greens, cucumbers, fresh tomato, olives, & house made Irish brown Bread.
- Cottage Pie - Dinner Size$11.50Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & shredded cheddar cheese.
- Cottage Pie - Lunch Size$10.50Angus beef simmered with onions, carrots, peas, & spices. Topped with whipped potatoes & shredded cheddar cheese.
- The Two Fools Fish & Chips$17.99Our Award winning recipe begins with Two Pieces of our house ale battered, sustainable, North-Atlantic Haddock, served with chips, Homemade apple coleslaw & tarter sauce.
- $11.95For a lighter fare one piece of fish & chips
- $8.95Extra piece of fish
- Bangers & Mash$12.00Two traditional English sausages served over mashed potatoes with a savory Guinness & onion gravy.
- Guinness Beef Boxty$14.95Two House made potato pancakes filled with slow simmered Guinness beef stew.
- $10.50For the lighter fare, or lunch, one boxty
- Corned Beef & Cabbage$13.75Home cooked corned beef served with a wedge of cabbage, new potatoes, carrots & topped with whisky mustard sauce.
Homemade Sweets
- Bread Pudding$5.50House made Bailey’s Irish Cream Bread Pudding served with a Jameson whiskey sauce.
- Guinness Brownie$5.25Served warm, topped with chocolate sauce, & vanilla bean ice cream.
- Bailey’s Cheesecake$5.95Served with a homemade whipped Irish Cream topping.
- Apple Tartlet Ala Mode$5.50Fresh made tart, with caramel! Warmed- then served with vanilla bean ice cream.
- Scotch Ice Cream$7.25Vanilla bean ice cream topped with Auchentoshan triple wood scotch & coffee liquor. Sorry must be 21 years old to enjoy.
